Three word game

[Kenwood]

Once there was an old man who sucked at speeding in LFS. So he got a weaker car that ended up as a rocket.
But the rocket, suddenly imploded like a very tall woman with a very very long ruler. But that didn't matter, because she really is a famous rockstar. Though she decided to marry an extremely old man, and fat too. "This is SPARTA" , the man said. And they lived only to find that her new wallet was empty, so they got Killed in Iraq.. Or that's what she said, because everything women say, isn't interesting at.. ''La la la'' -lunch (excuse my language please). My dog just died and this story is so damn AWESOME in every aspect. Let's put some bananas into it now, since it's *BEEP*ing awesome. And on TC alot of people posted this story and died slowly because of a horrifying hurricane passing by, "the end is not near", Harold Camping said.. Bananas are very nutritious because KaraK used to put Kenwood's British cyberstalker in that pile of stupid old crap, near the purple Twinkie factory that used to be in his very own house which was built because GORJU wanted cause he's a vewy vewy vewy quiet wabbit that is hunting cucumbews with Quagmiwe in a huge black van with two .... Excuse me? But I'll bump this because no one else did it because they are Team Traction members A.K.A total arses like Cola and Aus who always try to rock over their limits and succeed in knocking themselves out with long hard..... Oi, FU Aus (xD) you are a very nice guy. Then a really bad driver (KaraK )